Crackpot Cures, Gushing Ads
One widely advertised potion called EC-ZINE, billed as “the wonderful new radium cure but recently revealed by science,” claimed to “positively and permanently cure” a list of ailments that included eczema, pimples, ringworm and “blood poison.” The company promised a $50 reward to any purchaser whose eczema somehow remained uncured.
In Buffalo, an advertiser offered “radium-charged water,” calling it the “greatest discovery of the 20th century” and asserting that it “cures all diseases.” Readers were invited to come by for a free drink.
Meanwhile, newspaper ads in the Upper Midwest promoted the “new radium light cure,” capable of curing “every kind of human ill” with results so “great and wonderful” that it was “hard, indeed, to find the dividing line between human accomplishment and miracle.”
Dubious ‘Doctors’
Many of these supposed remedies were touted by doctors—or purported doctors. One, for example, advertised himself as Rupert Wells, M.D., “Professor of Therapeutics in the Post-Graduate College of Electro-Medical Therapeutics, St. Louis, Mo.” Wells claimed he had “an absolutely certain cure” for cancer, consumption and “thousands of lesser diseases … almost in a night.” With possibly unintentional humor, he insisted that “My heart glows with pride and gratitude as I think of it.”
Wells’ ads urged readers to send for a free book, Radium in the Cure of Disease, which touted the benefits of his elixir Radol, complete with “testimonials from people who have been cured by its use.”
Radol and its creator, Wells, whose real name was apparently Dennis Dupuis, figured prominently in one of a series of exposés in Collier’s magazine by investigative journalist Samuel Hopkins Adams, later collected in his book The Great American Fraud. Adams called Dupuis “the fake professor of a mythical chair in a purely imaginary college, whose ‘remedy,’ ‘Radol,’ contained exactly as much radium as dishwater does.”
In fact, it’s unlikely any of these products contained any actual radium. Because of the laborious process required to mine and refine radium, it was incredibly expensive—reportedly selling in early 1904 for $8.4 million a pound, compared with about $300 for a pound of gold.
‘Doctor’ Bailey’s Gallery of Radium ‘Cures’
Unfortunately, a few radioactive remedies did contain some measure of radium. The most notorious example may have been Radithor, a concoction of radium-laced distilled water sold in half-ounce bottles at $1 a pop (close to $19 now).
The man behind Radithor was a mail-order promoter and convicted fraudster named William J.A. Bailey, who referred to himself as “Dr. Bailey”—despite his lack of a medical degree. Bailey offered an array of products that claimed to use radiation to cure all manner of ills, including Thorone Tablets that purported to be “250 times more radioactive than radium” and the Radiendocrinator, a small metal box that initially sold for $1,000 at a time when you could buy a new 1924 Model T Ford for under $300.
Bailey’s pitch for the pricey device was that it could somehow revitalize the body’s endocrine glands, curing “everything from acidosis to diabetes, from pimples to poor memory,” the pioneering consumer advocates Arthur Kallet and F.J. Schlink wrote in their 1932 book 100,000,000 Guinea Pigs: Dangers in Everyday Foods, Drugs and Cosmetics.
The Radiendocrinator seems to have been of particular interest to men worried about their waning sexual powers. They were instructed to wear the device to bed at night, positioned with a special “athletic strap.”
But, as Kallet and Schlink write, Bailey’s “supreme masterpiece” was Radithor.
“While it was directed chiefly to wealthy but jaded individuals seeking a remedy for sexual impotence or venereal disease, it also made claims of curative worth in 160 other afflictions,” Ruth deForest Lamb wrote of Radithor in her 1936 book American Chamber of Horrors: The Truth About Food and Drugs. “The minimum course of treatment was three to five months—a half-ounce bottle to be taken every day ‘in the average condition,’ but two or three in severe or chronic cases.”
Because of its cost and the number of bottles required to effect a “cure,” Radithor was out of reach for many consumers of modest means—and lucky for them.